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// CORPORATEOS PROFESSIONAL 98 · NOW HIRING

office godadminister reality, from a desk.

Your first assignment is to process an email. Your final assignment is to administer reality.

platformWindows · Steam genreIncremental · Satire releaseOctober 2026
// CAREER PATH

one button, thirteen ranks.

  1. Intern
  2. Manager
  3. Director
  4. Chairman
  5. Resign
  6. Found a company
  7. Acquire the competition
  8. Administer reality
// IN ACTION

the desktop, live.

Office God.exe
// TRAILER

mandatory training video.

trailer.avi
memo_all_staff.doc
TO: All Staff
FROM: Human Resources
RE: Your new role

You are an intern. Your desk has one program on it, and it has one button. Press the button, get promoted, and the operating system installs more software around you: an org chart, a research lab, a stock trader, an executive suite, and eventually a program for administering reality.

All of it looks like it shipped on six floppy disks. None of it ever acknowledges how large the numbers have become.

Please direct any questions to your manager. You will be your manager shortly.

// JOB DESCRIPTION

other duties as assigned.

Desktop.exe
01 · A DESKTOP THAT WORKS

Draggable, resizable windows, a taskbar, folders, a Recycle Bin, and a menu bar where most entries do something. Programs install themselves as you're promoted.

DirectReports.exe
02 · HIRE, ASSIGN, PAY

Staff with traits, morale and a payroll. Seven departments. Throw a pizza party, if you can find two hours when nobody has a meeting.

resignation_letter.doc
03 · TWO WAYS TO QUIT

Resign for Experience and start a faster second career. Later, found a company for Equity and buy out the competition.

StockTrader.exe
04 · RESEARCH AND MARKETS

A research tree that takes real time, ten securities with a 1% commission, certifications, and an eleven-tier escalation ladder.

Inbox.exe
05 · MAIL THAT WRITES BACK

Over eighty inbox messages, each with a dutiful reply and a cynical one. Every choice pays out differently, and none of them punishes you.

TimeClock.exe
06 · CLOCKS OUT WHEN YOU DO

Autosaves constantly. Production carries on while you're away, credited for up to eight hours. Steam Cloud keeps your career on every PC.

// SCREENSHOTS

evidence of productivity.

// THERE ON PURPOSE

small things, on purpose.

// APPLY NOW

your desk is ready.

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// FREQUENTLY ASKED

questions for HR.

Is it an idle game?

Yes, an incremental one. Early on you click. Soon the email processes itself, and the game becomes about what to automate, who to hire and when to quit.

Do I need a wiki?

No. tutorial.doc is on the desktop from the first boot and explains every resource, what earns it and what spends it.

Does it run on Steam Deck?

The desktop is built to fit the Deck's 1280×800 screen.

Who made it?

KAL Foundry, a digital product studio. Every sound is synthesized and every in-game icon is drawn in code.